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From $3 ashtray to $101 antique
3 storytelling tricks that make boring content pop (+ real examples)
From low-paying gigs to your dream clients

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In 2009, two writers walked into a thrift store with a big idea:
That stories could turn tat into treasure.
To put their hypothesis to the test, Rob Walker and Joshua Glenn bought 200 worthless old knickknacks – a rusted Pabst bottle opener, a clown figurine, a rubber band gun – for an average price of $1.25 apiece.
Then they hired writers to create a backstory for each object.
A snow globe became a memento from a grandmother's final Christmas. A plastic horse became the sole survivor of a childhood fire. Each object got a fictional backstory – a narrative that gave it meaning.
Then Walker and Glenn listed the 200 items on eBay along with their stories.
The snow globe bought for $1 sold for $59. A 'Just Married' mug purchased for $0.75 went for $81. Object after object sold for 10, 20, 50 times its original price.
In total, they sold for nearly $8,000.
The objects hadn't changed. They were still chipped, faded, mass-produced trinkets. The only difference was the story attached to them.
That's the power of storytelling.
And if a five paragraph story can turn a $3 ashtray into a $101 antique…
Imagine what it could do for your writing 👀
Wanna find out?
Here are three ways to weave stories into your blog posts (courtesy of this banger of an article by the amazing Henneke Duistermaat).
Think the topics you write about are too boring for stories?
I’ve illustrated each technique with real examples of “boring” B2B blog posts that lean on stories to captivate their readers and compel them to action.
Let’s dive in…
1. The opening story
Your intro has one job: to keep folks reading.
And you can get your readers floating down to your first H2 like a cartoon hobo who’s caught a whiff of a pie on a windowsill with a well-crafted story.
Don’t believe me?
Read this intro from Emilia Tanase and tell me you don’t want to read the rest of this article (I’ll wait…):
In 2015, my mom got really sick.
She’d lost a lot of weight. Insomnia was keeping her awake for nights on end. And none of the doctors she went to could figure out what was wrong.
Still, she was working two jobs. Day in and day out. A true superhero, really.
And if things weren’t bad enough, my father came home one day with even more bad news: he’d gotten laid off from work.
Which meant that my mom had to become the sole provider of our household until he figured something out.
But when you live in a small Romanian town like we did, finding a new job is never an easy task.
And so, my family and I were going through the bumpiest patch of our lives.
That’s when I discovered I could make a sh*tload of money to help my family out
Right?
“When readers recognize the problem the story’s hero is struggling with, they become eager to read your tips and learn how to solve that problem,” says Henneke.
That hero doesn’t have to be you, btw.
Check out this example from Sophia Dagnon:
Back in 1949, a psychologist from the University of Wisconsin set out to study primate behavior.
Harry Harlow and a couple of his colleagues set up an experiment.
They got some monkeys together, prepared a simple puzzle, put the puzzle in front of the monkeys and watched the scene unfold.
The scientists expected the monkeys to show disinterest.
But when the monkeys saw the puzzle, they began solving it. Immediately. With zero treats or incentives.
Over the next 14 days, Harlow and his team watched the monkeys problem-solve away their days.
Instead of losing interest and wandering off, the monkeys kept getting better and faster.
That’s when Harlow proposed a theory:
What if monkeys – and their distant relatives – actually found problem-solving intrinsically rewarding? And what if people found challenging, engaging tasks fulfilling and would happily do them not because they had to, but because they wanted to.
The scientific community thought both Harlow and his theory were ridiculous.
Humans? Motivated by work? Please.
Everyone knows you’ve gotta dangle the fear of punishment and the desire for payment over their heads. Otherwise they turn into good-for-nothing slobs.
So Harlow didn’t bring his observations up again. He wanted a career and going against the scientific consensus meant its certain death.
But a theory of this magnitude wasn’t destined to die.
Over the next decades it would be picked up by others, tested in companies like Intel, and go on to drive the structure of tech darlings like HubSpot, Basecamp and Google.
But we’ll get back to Harry Harlow (and how his ideas affect your business) in a moment.
First, let’s have a quick chat about the question every adult in your social circle felt obligated to ask when you were five:
What do you want to be when you grow up?
These intros contain two very different stories. But they have one thing in common – they’re unfinished.
That’s a great way of keeping folks scrolling.
Henneke explains:
Most stories have three parts:
• A beginning sketching the problem
• A middle part showing how the problem was solved
• A final part explaining how the hero lived happily ever after
But an opening story can remain unfinished. You can simply sketch the problem. Because the remainder of your post shows readers how to solve it.
But you shouldn’t stop weaving a yarn when your intro is over…
2. The closing story
Plenty of articles open with a story. Very few close with one.
But closing on a story is a great way to remove the obstacles to implementing your tips.
Wanna see how?
Here’s the story Henneke ends an article about using vivid language and metaphors with:
When I started writing, I didn’t believe I had any creative talent.
But I wanted my messages to stand out.
Because I wanted to be heard.
Encouraged by the guidance in Anne Miller’s book The Tall Lady With The Iceberg (formerly titled Metaphorically Selling), I mustered the courage to write my first metaphor.
My secret to embarking on this creative journey?
Foster a sense of fun. Get away from your computer. I get my best ideas while making spicy meatballs, pedaling my bike, or when listening to the murmur of rain on a walk.
I also started hunting for sensory words and created my own collection of favorites. That’s how my writing improved and my voice evolved.
Even better … people engaged with me because the metaphors gave them a glimpse into my life. The metaphors turned out to be excellent conversation starters.
How the hell are the rest of us supposed to write conclusions that good!?
Here’s Henneke’s advice:
To write a powerful closing story, think about your readers’ objections to implementing your advice. Did you experience the same struggle? Can you explain how you overcame it?
Last but not least, let’s look at how stories can elevate the most mundane how-to content…
3. The explanatory story
Some tips sound boring on their own. A story makes them click.
Check out how Brian Dean used a story to turn a pretty banal point – “longtail keywords are a lot easier to rank for” – into a really compelling piece of content:
If your search engine visibility isn’t where you want it to be, it’s probably because you’re targeting keywords that are way too competitive.
In fact, this is a mistake that I made back in the day.
When I first got started with keyword research, I’d choose keywords that got lots of searches.
So when I found a keyword with 9k searches per month I’d say: “Great! That sounds like a keyword I should target”.
Unfortunately, a lot of these keywords had super high keyword difficulty scores, like this:
Which meant I had pretty much zero chance of ranking for that keyword. Even if my content was outstanding.
Which is why I recommend focusing on long tail keywords.
Long tail keywords usually have low levels of competition in SERPs.
This means you have a good shot at cracking the top 3 results.
For example, a while ago I targeted the long tail keyword: “Semrush vs Ahrefs”.
Because that keyword wasn’t insanely competitive, I was able to rank in the top 3 for that term within a month or so.
Today, my search engine visibility for that keyword is around 27%.
Nice.
Explanatory stories are also good for making esoteric concepts more concrete.
Here’s one Henneke made up to illustrate what it’s like when you cram your content full of features:
Imagine you haven’t cycled for years.
And you really don’t know much about bikes.
But you want to get fit again, and biking seems fun.
You go to your local bike store and tell the super-sporty-looking shop assistant you’re looking for a bicycle to tour around the area. Leisurely.
He tells you full of enthusiasm a hybrid would be ideal and shows you a few popular models. This one has 24 gears and it has cantilever brakes. That one has a Shimano drivetrain and disc brakes. And here’s a model currently on offer – it has an aluminum frame and hydraulic disc brakes.
Huh?
You have no idea what the guy is talking about. He makes you feel stupid. You feel like running home and giving up your plan about getting fit again.
Sounds strange?
It happens all the time on websites.
Here’s why Henneke says this works:
• The first part sketches the problem that I don’t feel I have creative talent
• The middle part explains how a book nudged me to try, how I fostered a sense of fun, and how I went hunting for sensory words
• The last part shows the impact my creative journey has had on me
Putting it into practice
You won’t be able to shoehorn a story into every piece of content you write.
But they’re a mighty powerful tool to have in the toolbox for when the time comes.
As Henneke says:
Stories transform dull tips into sparkling information and sticky advice. They turn lackluster lessons into engaging adventures.
And what’s more…
Stories help you stand out from the drab blogging crowd. Your content becomes unique because nobody tells the same stories as you.
So next time you’re writing an article, it’s worth asking:
Could I open this with a story that hooks my reader?
Could I illustrate any of my points better with a story?
Could I end things with a story that helps remove the barriers to action?
If you can pull it off you’ll create a much more compelling piece of content.
Want more tips on how to sprinkle scroll-stopping stories into your content?
Check out…
Happy storytelling!
🤫 Pssst….
LLMs are your secret weapon when it comes to finding stories for your content.
You might find recognise the one I opened this thread with from this Claude thread 👀

Tell it what you’re writing about, then ask it for real-life events, fictional stories, or scientific studies that illustrate your point. It’s by far my favourite way to use AI 👀
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